Well, I know that’s a stupid thing to say, because of course these things are orchestrated – but it seems that the inaugural London flashmob was a bit more stage-managed than most.
“Anyway. We’re here, the shop’s shut. Which would seem to have f***ed the flash mob, which is supposed to be about the appearance of spontaneity, right? Well, then, the shop opens. In fact, it seems to open specifically to let the flash mob in.
Media hordes. Shop opening specially for a spontaneous mob. Right.”
It had crossed my mind that for some undefinable reason of psychogeographic importance that London would be a bit crap for flashmobbing. Critical Mass or Poll-tax riots she can do, but digitally-assisted Dadaism I’m not sure is her thing.
Anyway.
Warren Ellis has the story. Any other eyewitness reports?
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Update: Cockup, not conspiracy, seems to be the consensus of comments below. Also – a correction on my captioning a photo of rollerbladers as being part of Critical Mass. It’s a picture of a more frequent gathering of skaters known as “The Friday Skate” – thanks to Gerard for correcting me.