Along with the estimable Aleks Krotoski of The Guardian, Adrian Hon of MindCandy/PerplexCity and others, I'll be at
"The Convergence Conversations: Game's up – what can other businesses and policy makers learn from online games?".
Dear mobile telephony corporations
I've said it before, and I'll say it again – please can you stop using gentle nu-folk songs on all of your advertisements in order to prove how human and approachable you are?
It's not working to disguise the abstract and willfully-complex nature of your service plans, and it's boring.
thanks.
Trained Security Monkeys only
Fiona's exhibition opened – and it's first weekend has been a blockbuster!
I went to the official opening this Thursday and wandered around the place beaming, not just from being an absurdly-proud spousal unit – but also the amount of fun and play that has been packed into this thing.
You can tell it was orchestrated by a woman with an unhealthy love of Warioware.
More photos here.
QotD: Pass Me The Style Section
Do you read the Sunday paper? Which one(s)?
The Observer, generally. The weeks when it's the OFM, specifically.
Late to the party again: Midlake
You have to admit, the man can turn a phrase.
There's something of the apocalyptic preacher about this
"The human race has spent two industrious centuries unearthing the planetary dead and setting them aflame in the sky. There is hell to pay for an affront like that, and it's all ahead of us in this century".
Bruce Sterling on the Viridian List, as quoted by John Thackara on the Doors of Perception mailing list
QotD: Superbowl Sunday
What are your Superbowl plans? What's your prediction and why?
Submitted by danatmedog.
I'm going to watch Wales Vs Ireland 6 Nations Rugby Match, which doesn't stop every ten seconds for commercials…
Prince sounds good tho'…
Pathetic beginnings
As Matt Haughey pointed out, there's nothing like public shame to make you do better, so pasting it here, although deeply embarrassing with the number of marathon heroes and heroines in my neighbourhood.
Don't think I'm traveling too much in February so should be able to get more regular runs in the park.
I wish Vox made a Nike+ widget…
Squatting
My 'main' blog is very broken, so I guess I'll be spending more time here…
Malaccamax
Is a new word I learned today from Oliver Burkeman in The Guardian, in his story about the global container transport system.Malaccamax, from Wikipedia:
“Malaccamax is a naval architecture term for the largest ships capable of fitting through the Straits of Malacca. A Malaccamax ship is defined to be, with 18,000 TEUs, of 300,000 DWT, 470m long, 60m wide, 20m of draft. The restriction is caused by the shallow point on the Strait, where minimum depth is 25 metres.
A post malaccamax ship would need to circumnavigate Australia, use the Lombok Strait, or use the proposed yet-unbuilt Kra Canal.”
Also – must go and order “The Box” by Marc Levinson.
From Burkeman’s piece:
“Under a bullet-grey sky this week at Felixstowe, Britain’s largest container port, it is easy to grasp why nobody pays much attention to the transport system that provides us with 95% of all imported goods. Where ports once seethed with life – the shops, tradespeople, pubs and brothels dependent on regular passing crews – Felixstowe, with its strict security controls, feels virtually abandoned. The mountains of containers, painted in browns, blues, oranges and greens, make for a desolately beautiful landscape. And the giant gantry cranes, which sweep the containers up and on or off the waiting ships with balletic grace, are mesmerising to watch, except that there is almost nobody there to watch. The few drivers and crane operators present on the quay are following the instructions of a computer that has calculated the precise order in which the containers should be moved and stacked for maximum efficiency, so that a single container’s journey from ship to waiting lorry is as short as possible and no truck ever drives anywhere empty when it could be carrying something. In Rotterdam, Europe’s busiest port, the scene is even ghostlier: the vehicles moving the containers from the stacks on the ground to the waiting cranes are driverless, piloting themselves even through thick fog using infra-red technology.
The desolation is only interrupted when the sheer vastness of the process seizes the public imagination, as it did last November when the world’s largest cargo liner, the Emma Maersk, arrived at Felixstowe carrying 45,000 tonnes of Christmas gifts from China. Crowds lined the port’s security perimeter to study the vessel, which is half a mile long and was stacked 200ft high, although even then people failed to grasp the speed with which the industry operates. “We were getting calls from people two weeks later asking if she was still in port,” says Rachael Jackson, a spokeswoman for Felixstowe port, which handles more than 40% of Britain’s import-export cargo. “But if we did things at that speed we’d never make any money. She was gone in 24 hours.”

