Audi_horseys

Today:

1) The UK government published a report stating we as a country need to make major changes in our behaviour in order to avoid certain environmental armageddon
2) Some bastard driving while on his cellphone tried to run me over. Actually pointed his car at me, and gunned it, once i gestured he should not be driving while talking on a phone.

Take all the cars away now from people under 50 without children.

Now.

Give everyone else horses or bikes.

Actually – just bikes.

The horses, while pretty, will fart us into greenhouse oblivion, and that bastard would probably have just trampled me.

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